You got questions?
Hopefully I have answers:
can these awesome things go in the dishwasher?
YUP! Microwave, too!! But I’d advise against putting the babies in either one… they become cross.
What about the Microwave?
Yo, I just answered that question above, but, YES. Microwave is fine.
My [INSERT NAME OF LOVED ONE]’s favorite saying was [INSERT LOVED ONE’S FAVORITE SAYING]…
Can you put that on something?
Indeed I can… within limits. Don’t ask me to put “BELIEVE” or “LIVE. LOVE. DREAM” or shit like that on anything. That’s what Homegoods is for. Also, if it makes me uncomfortable—it happens—or is racist, homophobic, misogynistic, hateful or just dumb, it’s a hard no. We’re all just having fun here. Please and thank you.
How long will it take to get my special order?
My GAmmie’s not doing so well…
It will depend on my production/show schedule, what you’ve ordered, quantity, etc. but usually it takes 4-6 weeks from start to finish. Check out my process page… it explains why. Tell Gammie to hang in there. It’ll be worth it.
you know what you should do is…
Okay… that’s harsh. I’m always open to suggestions and new ideas. Shoot me an email and we’ll discuss.
I’d like a whole set of [WHATEVER]…
CAN YOU MAKE IT ALL MATCH?
First of all, I love you. You are my new best friend. Let’s be friends forever. Secondly, I can certainly do that. Just email me and we can work it out.